Things My Uncle Taught Me

The 405 Freeway is full of women who put their foot up on the dashboard and point the A/C vent at their crotch to cool it down.

I personally have never seen this, but my uncle insists that it's true.

"They air out their crotch with the air conditioner? Why on Earth would they do that? I've never heard of that, nor have I seen it."

"Really? I see it all the time! Yeah, they do it because their crotch is all sweaty."

Excuse me while I go vomit.

I'm sorry, but I'm a twenty-something year old girl, living in Los Angeles during the 21st century, and even I find it hard to believe that this is true. Do you see dead people too, uncle?