Aside from being a drug-addicted drunk, my aunt is also a whore. No, I'm serious. I know, I know, that sounds harsh...but she really is a whore. So anyways, not only does she have her main sugar daddy, she also has boyfriends. Yesterday her sugar daddy was over, and he and I always talk while he's there. We don't see each other much, and he really is an awesome guy. I don't support that fact that my aunt is a whore, but this man really takes care of the family. So he and I were talking in private and he says to me, "I don't know how the fuck you can live here. Everyone in this house is fucking CRAZY - out of their minds, cuckoo, not okay in the head, fucking insane." This is where I just nod, and don't say anything. Crazy people can probably hear your thoughts too.
My aunt told me to rub her head for good luck yesterday. Like it was a Buddha belly or something. Looking at it kinda grossed me out, but I didn't want to be a bitch. So I rubbed her head. I'm still smiling and nodding when she asks me if it looks okay. I really don't know what to tell her. I did, however, find out why she did it. Her daughter who lives in Arizona right now apparently cut off all of her hair, which used to be really long. Now she has sort of a reverse bob. Since she never called her mom and asked permission to do that, my aunt decided to shave her head as "retaliation/silent protest." Sure. Whatever.
Yesterday, my uncle sat on the floor in front of the fridge eating leftover ham. Then when he was done, he threw the ham bone on our hardwood floors and let our dogs drag it around, picking the meat off of it. All I could do was sit there and watch them smear nasty ham grease all over the floor. I mean, all over the floor. I thought I was gonna puke.
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