My aunt finally stopped puking today. She has been throwing up for a week. Naturally, I assumed that it was the usual alcohol withdrawals she has after a weekend of partying with The Lapdog. In other words, she drank 6 bottles of brandy over a span of three days. A-fucking-mazing. So you can imagine my shock when my uncle told me that she wasn't sick from drinking, but had in fact admitted to him that she took approximately 30 of her muscle relaxers at once on Tuesday night.
Orly?
Toldja she'd take all those pills by the middle of the week!!
Oops...maybe that's a tad...inappropriate of me.
I don't know how she managed to like, not die. She spent a week puking, and now she can barely talk because her throat is burned raw from stomach acid.
Anyways, now that I have gotten that out in the open, I can resume my regularly scheduled blogging.
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what the...
what the fuck was this?
you left me a WEEK without any blogs. and you post these 2? i feel like... like there should be more. i'm left wanting morrrre damnitttt!! mmmooorrreee
sadistic punk. lol
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