Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Things My Uncle Taught Me

If you plant a branch from a lemon tree into your lawn, it will miraculously grow roots and become a tree.

We had a dead branch sticking out of the ground in our front lawn for over a month before my uncle finally accepted the fact that it was never going to happen.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the night I learned about whiskeydick -RG

Anonymous said...

My Uncle once told me to never call anyone "GUY" and I have to admit it stuck with me. O and my brother and I tried to dig a hole to China once in the backyard and he ended up hitting me in the head with the shovel (by mistake)and I got stiches. Unfortunately we never made it to China. :(