I feel like I'm losing it. My mind, that is. I hope insanity isn't contagious. When I was little, there was this lady who lived near me that was a nurse at a mental hospital (is that politically correct?). Me, my mom, and my brother used to sit out in front of our house and watch this woman drive in circles around the street, and then park her car and beat her own head against the steering wheel. My mom told us that when you are around crazy people all the time, you start to become crazy, too.
All my aunt can talk about is how Bam Margera is getting married, and how awesome it is that he found such a nice girl, and, oh my gosh, can you believe that she's normal?
She herself told me that she wanted a picture of her hair posted somewhere on the internet for the entire world to see. I took the liberty of hiding her eyes. It's better this way. If insanity can be spread by being looked at by a crazy person, then you all owe me. Big time.
1 comment:
that picture... it's just... pure genius.
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